Loyal Order Of Water Buffalo

Water Buffalo.........................Water Buffalo.........................Moooooo!

WARNING: The following historical background of LOWB contains extensive use of abbreviations. It is recommended that the acronym-impaired skip this section.

In the mid 1930's, The He-Man Woman Haters Club was created. Thanks to the wisdom of the Little Rascals, males everywhere saw that you really don't need a girlfriend to get by...no matter how much you would like one.

Decades later (in the early 1990's), drawing on the ideas set forth by the HMWHC, the Loser Club was founded. The members of the LC were a bit wiser in that they saw there were plenty of women who were losers, too. Thus was formed a group of good friends with very little social life to speak of.

What does a group such as the LC do instead of go out and have a good time? They play Quake of course! Thus the Loyal Order of Water Buffalo came into existence. Now, mind you, not every member of the LC is in LOWB. Only those possessing at least half an ounce of dexterity are allowed to play.

What does all this mean? It means sometimes we suck and sometimes we don't. You'll just have to take a chance, won't you?

Name	Top Color	IRL	Favorite Method of Destruction	Control
Peanut		Eric	Quad Lightning Gun (Cuts like butta')	Trackball
Zero		Dave	Buckshot with Haste!	Mouse
Frink		Alan	Super Nail Gun with Quad (Woo Hoo).	Mouse
Catfish		Milton	Barrage 'o Grenades.	Mouse
Smokedog		Adam	Quad Popper.	Mouse
CoolGuy		Mark	8x Doublebarrel.	Mouse
ToeTag		Jenny	8x Rocket Launcher.	Mouse
Baby Spice		Amer	Rocket Launcher with Strength!	Mouse
Loco	???	David	Rocket Launcher with Regen.	Mouse

Oh, we've searched high and low for Miss Water Buffalo... Each month, LOWB pays homage to a truly beautiful woman. All the votes are in and this months winner is...

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