WARNING: The following historical background of LOWB contains extensive use of abbreviations. It is recommended that the acronym-impaired skip this section.
In the mid 1930's, The He-Man Woman Haters Club was created. Thanks to the wisdom of the Little Rascals, males everywhere saw that you really don't need a girlfriend to get by...no matter how much you would like one.
Decades later (in the early 1990's), drawing on the ideas set forth by the HMWHC, the Loser Club was founded. The members of the LC were a bit wiser in that they saw there were plenty of women who were losers, too. Thus was formed a group of good friends with very little social life to speak of.
What does a group such as the LC do instead of go out and have a good time? They play Quake of course! Thus the Loyal Order of Water Buffalo came into existence. Now, mind you, not every member of the LC is in LOWB. Only those possessing at least half an ounce of dexterity are allowed to play.
What does all this mean? It means sometimes we suck and sometimes we don't. You'll just have to take a chance, won't you?
|Name||Top Color||IRL||Favorite Method of Destruction||Control|
|Peanut||Eric||Quad Lightning Gun (Cuts like butta')||Trackball|
|Zero||Dave||Buckshot with Haste!||Mouse|
|Frink||Alan||Super Nail Gun with Quad (Woo Hoo).||Mouse|
|Catfish||Milton||Barrage 'o Grenades.||Mouse|
|ToeTag||Jenny||8x Rocket Launcher.||Mouse|
|Baby Spice||Amer||Rocket Launcher with Strength!||Mouse|
|Loco||???||David||Rocket Launcher with Regen.||Mouse|
Oh, we've searched high and low for Miss Water Buffalo... Each month, LOWB pays homage to a truly beautiful woman. All the votes are in and this months winner is...
|Send some email to our Grand Poobah (Peanut) to arrange a CTF or Deathmatch.|
|These pages were created and are maintained by Frink and Peanut. We would like thank CupQuake for her help on creating some of the name graphics and top colors. Thanks to Kitten for the facelift of our Water Buffalo hat. We would also like the thank LadyHawke for making us the Water Buffalo. Hats off to these young ladies for their talent in graphic art!|
|Last revised: February 09, 2000|